24 August – 22 September
MEN
November will see you relax a little, say the fates, saving your strength for the battles ahead. This is probably a good thing because you can expect your wife to regain consciousness on the 28th, & boy, is she going to be pissed at you!
WOMEN
The fates say that in November you will enjoy an extended respite from all your professional worries & have a chance to really think about the future. You will be made redundant on the 3rd.
WIT & WISDOM
An adequate performance is soon forgotten.
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Gentry Weisman Holbrook
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